Porch Monkey

Oklahoma Woman Has Ear Ripped Off by Escaped Pet Monkey thedailybeast.com/oklahoma-woman…

Oklahoma Woman Has Ear Ripped Off by Escaped Pet Monkey https://t.co/cG243ZDMEV

— Barbara (@Arbara0728B) March 16, 2023

Oklahoma Woman Has Ear Ripped Off by Escaped Pet Monkey thedailybeast.com/oklahoma-woman… via @thedailybeast 😬

Oklahoma Woman Has Ear Ripped Off by Escaped Pet Monkey https://t.co/ZUvTJi4vqQ via @thedailybeast 😬

— J. #EmergencyConfetti Doyle also on POST (@sibersong) March 16, 2023

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— twilight2000 (@twilight2000) March 16, 2023

An Oklahoma woman was viciously attacked by her neighbor's pet monkey. Brittany Parker says the horror started when she spotted the monkey on her front porch. @LESTRENTtv has the story. pic.twitter.com/y7ePDvrWaj

— Inside Edition (@InsideEdition) March 16, 2023

@dfwticket this is the monkey in Dickson Oklahoma it was on my porch awhile!!!!! @corbydavidson @SportsSturm pic.twitter.com/7cbq1sqFRe

@dfwticket this is the monkey in Dickson Oklahoma it was on my porch awhile!!!!! @corbydavidson @SportsSturm pic.twitter.com/7cbq1sqFRe

— Bryan Kupper (@keystone_me) March 16, 2023

An Oklahoma woman exited her house believing the monkey would be friendly, and it proceeded to rip her ear off. trib.al/TFJP8Yq

An Oklahoma woman exited her house believing the monkey would be friendly, and it proceeded to rip her ear off. https://t.co/1b9sPkh4s1

— The Daily Beast (@thedailybeast) March 15, 2023

Did the article point out it was pretty damn stupid to go out on your porch with a monkey you don't know?

— Jason (@Mortahn) March 15, 2023

DICKSON, Okla. (KXII) – A Dickson woman is recovering after an escaped pet monkey attack that she says she never expected. Brittany Parker said she was sitting on her couch on Sunday when she saw a monkey on her porch. Read the full story … breaking911.com/ripped-my-ear-…

DICKSON, Okla. (KXII) – A Dickson woman is recovering after an escaped pet monkey attack that she says she never expected. Brittany Parker said she was sitting on her couch on Sunday when she saw a monkey on her porch. Read the full story … https://t.co/c6w2gwdbl6

— The Pug (@thepugnews) March 15, 2023

@andrewjakeobs @CassandraRules Except the monkey was on the police car when she went out on the porch and the monkey sprinted towards her and attacked after terrorizing her for 30 minutes before the cops arrived.

Except the monkey was on the police car when she went out on the porch and the monkey sprinted towards her and attacked after terrorizing her for 30 minutes before the cops arrived.

— Cyrus (@cyrus2049) March 15, 2023

@sheepleleader @MongoAggression @CassandraRules Except she saw the monkey from her couch.
She was inside.
It was on her porch outside.

How do you think they met?

Except she saw the monkey from her couch.
She was inside.
It was on her porch outside.

How do you think they met?

— AKA K-MOTO (@akakmoto) March 15, 2023