Wetback

In the “Chronicles of Wapshot” If you’re jet black or a wetback And cops nab you in a speed trap Off some rural two lane blacktop You’ll get sent up for a weed rap Jay Gatz, gay chap, ran the pawn shop Where, beneath a pile of cheap crap, They found Gunther Guilden’s laptop!

In the “Chronicles of Wapshot”
If you’re jet black or a wetback
And cops nab you in a speed trap
Off some rural two lane blacktop
You’ll get sent up for a weed rap
Jay Gatz, gay chap, ran the pawn shop
Where, beneath a pile of cheap crap,
They found Gunther Guilden’s laptop!